New Here?

If you are new here, you’ll probably want to know a few things about me.

1.  I love a good birth story.  If you do too, here are mine.

First born disaster

Second born speed racer

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2.  Some of my fundamental jokes thoughts on being a mother:

This ain’t the Boyscouts, you will be prepared for nothing.

Am I parenting upstream?  Or am I just parenting me?

On a normal bad day, I feed my kids pizza for breakfast.

What to expect when you’re expecting: more panic attacks

Dinosaurs suck

Boobs and periods: it’s like 13 all over again.

Why I’m not normal

Teaching your children the difference between a need and a want

Watching your babies grow up and other matters of the broken-hearted

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3.  So if you are still with me, there is a chance we could be friends.  But before we go too far there is something you need to know.  About me.  And my name.  It’s Ca-Rinn, more like Corrine than Karen.  My name is not Karen.  Though lots of people call me Karen.  Sometimes because they don’t know better, sometimes because they like to annoy me or sometimes because they like to think they are effing original by calling me ‘KAAAAREN, where’d you put the coke KAAAREN?’ (Goodfellas).  Cause I’ve never heard that before.  Ha ha.  So it’s Carinn, not Karen.  Or Miss Jackson if you’re Nasty.

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