Yet another reason to “not break the seal”

Anyone who has ever taken a pregnancy test knows to get the most accurate result the urine needs to collect in your bladder to absorb the most of the hormone that detects pregnancy.

And anyone who has ever enjoyed a long night of drinking knows that you should hold off your first bathroom trip as long as possible since subsequent trips will come sooner.

Well if you ever find yourself in Minnesota, you can do double duty.  Just wander over to the local pub with your $3 and your late period and take a pregnancy test in a bar.  That’s right.  Pub 500 in Mankato, MN is the first bar in the world to sell pregnancy tests and according to the mastermind, Jody Allen Crowe, founder of the nonprofit Healthy Brains for Children, the purpose is to prevent prenatal exposure to alcohol.

No word on whether UTI tests are next.  I like to get as much information as possible from every trip to the loo.


Haven’t missed your period?  Well, you might have missed my other posts this week:

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About Carinn Jade

Mother, lawyer, yogi, writer, non-sleeper. Published @NYTMotherlode. Contributor @Mommyish @Moonfrye @HuffPostLive. I like beer (not wine) & tea (not coffee) & being a contrarian.
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