Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Max Johnson earlier this…
She’s still pregnant? Are you kidding me?
I’ve said it here before pregnancy is a long road. But Jessica really proves it. Let’s recap the past 10 months:
US Weekly is keeping close tabs on the situation and delivering important updates:
“Jessica Simpson is due to give birth to a baby girl any day now, and rather than wishing for a flatter post-baby belly like most new moms, she’s more concerned about her lonely footwear collection.
“I can’t wait for the day I can walk in heels again! My feet feel homesick!” the pregnant star tweeted to her 4.9 million followers Tuesday.”
She’s opted instead for Havaianas flip-flops.
“I actually had to train myself to walk in them!”
As any good piece of investigative journalism does, reading this provoked a few thoughts:
1. Jessica Simpson has 4.9 MILLION people who want to devour every 140 character morsel she doles out and I have to remind my husband to visit my blog. Because a page view is a page view my friends.
2. MOST new moms wish for a flatter post-baby belly? Really? They don’t wish the bleeding would end or the baby would stop crying or the night sweats would ease up just a bit? I know I’m not normal, but I was always wishing I had a minute to brush my teeth.
3. “I can’t wait for the day she can walk in heels again!” she exclaims, as if it’s right around the corner. Honey, I’m still waiting.
Welcome – whenever it happens – to the Motherhood Jessica Simpson! Enjoy the wild ride!