Monthly Archives: April 2012

What to expect when you’re expecting: more panic attacks.

Yesterday I strapped my baby girl in the Ergo to get my fix.  Not quite smack, but pretty damn close.  The very last day of the delectable Smores cupcake at Sprinkles. Graham cracker-lined Belgian dark chocolate cake filled with bittersweet … Continue reading

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Kan’t Kope with the Kardashians anymore, K? K.

For two months last summer the Kardashian clan lived directly across the street while filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York.  Kris Humphries walked among early commuters to his work outs.  Scott Disick donned electric blue suits in my local … Continue reading

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A Day in the Life

It was a rainy Sunday so we decided to pack some snacks and head to the Upper West Side to get out of the GD house for some culture. Here we go We were totally original in this idea and congratulated ourselves the whole … Continue reading

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WTTM Jessica Simpson!

Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Max Johnson earlier this… What? She’s still pregnant?  Are you kidding me? I’ve said it here before pregnancy is a long road. But Jessica really proves it.  Let’s recap the past 10 months:   … Continue reading

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Melancholy baby (this is not that kind of blog)

I’m pinned to the ground, covered with boulders.  Everything is black.  Air too thick to breathe. Heavy. Dark. Suffocating. Trapped. Negative chatter fills my mind. You’ll never.  You can’t.  You don’t. Foolish.  Selfish.  Naive. Not good enough.  Not quick enough.  … Continue reading

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Apparently I’m not normal

I don’t know if I was born with some missing chromosomes or what, but there are a few “mom issues” that I don’t seem to get. 1.  I don’t mind when the little old lady in the Target checkout line … Continue reading

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We get by with a little help from our friends

I have friends who have tackled some major obstacles in life — death of loved ones, divorce, depression, financial troubles. Friends, dear friends, have battled cancer. I have always felt helpless during these times.  I kept them in my thoughts … Continue reading

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